Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year 2011


Teman, setandus apapun hidup kita saat ini percayalah bahwa slalu ada mata air Tuhan yg akan menyegarkan dan memulihkan hidup kita. Jika kita percaya dan mengandalkan DIA, maka kita pasti akn melihat bagaimana IA akan bekerja dgn luar biasa dan melakukan yg terbaik untk kita, anak2 yg dikasihiNYA.. AMIN:)

Smangattttt teman, buat menyongsong Tahun yg baru 2011, milikilah pengharapan yg baru bersama Tuhan({})

A Smart Business Plan-Joke

A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it's doing. "As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise." he says "The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machi

ne makes a "hiss.. hiss... hiss-pop" sound during the manufacturing process. "Wait a second," the future shift manager says, "I know what the hiss, hiss is... but what's with the 'pop' noise every once in a while?"

"Oh, that hehe. It's the same as the baby bottle nipple process." says the guide... "It pokes a hole in every third condom."

"But that can't be good for the condoms!" the observant shift manager replied.

"Nah, but it's really good for the baby bottle nipple business!"