Monday, September 19, 2005

Funny Quotes

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

Funny Quotes by Sarah Silverman.


I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.

Steven Wright Funny Quotes


If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.

Funny Quotes by Steven Wright


My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Bill Dwyer Funny Quotes