"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
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"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
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