Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
- Cullen Hightower Daily Quotes, Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
- Wilson Mizner Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Funny Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes
My favorite animal is steak.
- Fran Lebowitz Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes
Monday, August 29, 2005
Divorce - Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny Quotes
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I get divorced, I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Love Quotes
Funny Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
Albert Einstein Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes, Funny Quotes
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Money. Famous Movie Quotes
Famous Movie Quotes. Short Funny Quotes on Money. Daily Quotes
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Albert Einstein Short Funny Quotes. Famous Quotes
Albert Einstein Quotes: If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.
Race and Racism. Short Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes
Friday, August 26, 2005
Funny Quotes by Comedians
"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes.
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes.
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes.
"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
Freddie Starr Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes.Thursday, August 25, 2005
Funny Quotes on President Bush. Short Funny Quotes
-- Funny Quotes! Funny Quotes! Funny Quotes! by Jon Stewart on President Bush. "Short Funny Jokes"
Funny Quotes by Chris Rock. Short Funny Quotes
- Funny Quotes! Funny Quotes! Funny Quotes! Daily Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Short Funny Quotes by Chris Rock. Daily Quotes
- Short Funny Quotes by Chris Rock, "Funny Quotes", Famous Quotes,
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Money Short Funny Quotes. Famous Quotes
- Oscar Wilde "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes, "Motivational Quotes", "Inspirational Quotes"
Short Funny Quotes on Children. Famous Quotes
-Bill Cosby "Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, "Famous Quotes"
Monday, August 22, 2005
Funny Movie Quotes
Funny Movie Quotes! Funny Movie Quotes! Funny Movie Quotes!
That sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. Funny Quotes
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. "Funny Quotes"
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen Funny Movie Quotes
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. Funny Quotes
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Love and Death – “Funny Movie Quotes”
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Sleepers – Funny Movie Quotes by Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.”
Funny Movie Quotes” by Woody Allen
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen and His Comedy, Funny Movie Quotes.
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
Funny Movie Quotes by Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allen “Funny Movie Quotes”
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen Funny Movie Quotes
''According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.''
- Robert de Niro – “Funny Movie Quotes”
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
Addams Family Values: Funny Movie Quotes
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Inspirational - Motivational Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
Robert Frost "Short Funny Quotes", Famous Quotes, "Daily Quotes"
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Happiness - Short Funny Quotes
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
- Robert Frost Short "Funny Quotes", Famous Quotes, Inspirational, Motivational
Friday, August 19, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Jury, Daily Quotes
- Robert Frost "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes, "Funny Quotes"
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Love, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
- Rodney Dangerfield "Short Funny Jokes", "Short Funny Quotes", "Daily Quotes", "Funny Quotes", "Famous Quotes"Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Art. Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams "Funny Quotes", "Daily Quotes", "Short Funny Jokes", "Famous Quotes"
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Suburbia. Daily Quotes
- Bill Vaughan Short "Funny Quotes", "Daily Quotes", "Famous Quotes"
Monday, August 15, 2005
Gandhi - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~ M.K. Gandhi, "Short Funny Quotes", "Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes, "Famous Quotes"
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Short Funny Quotes - Warren Buffet, Daily Quotes
Warren Buffet - Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes, "Short Funny Jokes"
Friday, August 12, 2005
God and Money Quotes, Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes
Douglas Novack "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes, "Short Funny Jokes"
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Government, Daily Quotes, Cute Quotes
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
- Oscar Levant "Daily Quotes", Short Funny Quotes, "Short Funny Jokes", Famous Quotes, Cute Quotes
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Life - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Inspirational, Motivational
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes, Motivational, "Inspirational Quotes"Tuesday, August 9, 2005
George Carlin - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin "Short Funny Quotes", "Short Funny Jokes", "Daily Quotes", "Famous Quotes"
Monday, August 8, 2005
Republican Government Quotes - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
~ Will Rogers "Short Funny Quotes", "Daily Quotes", "Famous Quotes"
Sunday, August 7, 2005
Goals and Life - Short Famous Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Daily Quotes
- Sid Caesar"Famous Quotes", "Inspirational Quotes", "Daily Quotes"
Saturday, August 6, 2005
Short Funny Quotes on Life, Famous Quotes
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
-- Mark Twain "Short Funny Quotes", "Famous Quotes", "Motivational Quotes"
Friday, August 5, 2005
Money and God - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes and Quotations
Thursday, August 4, 2005
Marriage - Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Short Funny Quotes", "Daily Quotes", Famous Quotes, Love Quotes
Wednesday, August 3, 2005
Genius - Abraham Lincoln Famous Quotes, Inspirational, Motivational
Towering genius distains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
- Abraham Lincoln "Daily Quotes", Philosophy, Famous Quotations, Inspirational, Motivational
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Health - Daily Quotes, Short Funny Quotes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain "Funny Quotes", Daily Quotations, "Daily Quotes", Short Funny Quotes.
Monday, August 1, 2005
Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes - Mark Twain
- Mark Twain Famous Quotes, "Short Funny Quotes" on American Culture